Our Top Picks for the Funniest Lottery Tweets

There's nothing like the prospect of winning millions to get people to come up with creative pick-up lines, or to make far-out, hilarious life dreams come true.

We've gathered the funniest tweets on lottery wins. Enjoy!

The odds are still in women's favour

@MeninistVibes agrees, although he'll try. We wonder just how many arguments - err, tickets - he's lost.

Sometimes, there's really no ROI

This lottery pick-up line from @rmfnord is either sad or crazy-funny, depending on which end you've found yourself on.

It's definitely in the (hand)bag

Shopaholics everywhere agree with @SpanishFly27. No lottery is large enough for all the handbags in the world. Oh wait, there's a husband mentioned somewhere.

He named it

Let's hope @LemmingDad is good at sports, or that his kids will be when they start joining athletic teams.

Drumming up some serious business

Do small accomplishments include what happens when you sit on the potty? We'd love to hear @1491s' drum solo for that.

No man is…

But then again, if @Beer4AGoodTime wins the lottery, he can buy new friends to take to his island.

Mum knows best

All mothers everywhere currently dealing with teenage angst say aye.

Mum knows best

All mothers everywhere currently dealing with teenage angst say aye.